South African version of Hell

I heard a great joke the other day, and just have to share it.
A man dies and goes to hell (clearly not a good man - or he watched the life of Brian)
On arrival he sees that each country seems to have their own version of hell. Being a bit of a sneaky bugger, he decides he will have a look see whats on offer before settling down for all eternity.

He goes to the British hell and asks a sorry looking Brit what happens in his hell.

The Brit replies, First we get whipped by the Brit Devil for 8 hours, then we are forced to lay on a bed of nails for 8 hours, then we are put into the electric chair for the remaining 8 hours. The next day it all starts again. Wow says the guy, that is really nasty, I think Ill look around for a better deal.

He goes to the German, Italian, French and Greek hells but they all have the same routine of whipping, bed of nails and electric chair.

Finally as his about to just give up, he see's  long ques of people at the South African hell, intrigued he wonders over. He asks Van who is patiently waiting to get in, why this hell is so popular as all the hells he has checked out have the same routine of punishment. Well says Van, we also have the same routine here, but there's some great differences. Leaning closer Van whispers, the South African devil is part of a union so is always on strike, the nails for the bed where ordered over the internet so they were stolen at the post office before they arrived, so the bed is actually very comfortable. The electric chair is powered by Eskom, and due to unforeseen power outages hasn't worked in 50 years.